Quote of the Day
Me: “How’s it going?”
8-year-old son: “Great! I have a bigger brain now!”*
*Said as he was playing Spore.
UPDATE: Second quote of the day: “Oh no, not another lover!”
About MORTpiphanies
MORTpiphanies are my epiphanies, sudden insights about living and learning. I'm jotting them down here because my memory is shot and I'll forget them if I don't.
About Me
Freelance writer. Founding editor of Student Health 101™, a monthly, interactive digital newsletter for college students. Homeschooling mom. Royal pain in the arse.
If you're looking for a freelance writer or instructional designer, contact me at lori at lorimortimer dot com. I'll toss in the snark for free.
Or visit lorimortimer.com to learn more about my awesome skillzzzzz.
About Them
Mr. Enigma: My husband. I dated an artist, married a therapist, and procreated with a programmer/ geek who wants to write science fiction. WTF?
The Firstborn: My 9-year-old daughter. The most perfect baby ever born -- until The Duke tied her for first place.
The Duke of Hazard: My 7-year-old, happy-go-lucky but somewhat accident-prone son. Why is it always the head?
The Menopausal Minivan™: My reliable, but hot flashing, middle-aged transportation.
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